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4:50pm: I haven't posted on this thing in ten billion years so you know I must be very not excited about the essay I'm currently finishing off... late ofcourse. I haven't been on here much as I was lured into myspace by my former flatmate and it's quite addictive. The unfortunate thing about myspace is that it tends to be a bit stalkerish and I was starting to find out too many things that were written about me by my not so friendly anymore former flatmate. It's weird how you can come out to some people and tell them straight up that they're being a moron and they'll still like you because they know you're just being an honest friend and others will hold it against you for the rest of their lives because they take great pride in the stupid decisions that they make.
Anyways.... I moved out of Kings Cross about six months ago and I am about to move for the third time since that one. I have been house sitting for the last 3 months which has been good for not spending money, yet I lost my job the first week I was there so I wasn't actually saving... just able to live on centrelink benifits without starving to death.
I'm feeling very lazy as far as finishing this semester of uni and finding a job is concerned, BUT! I am quite exited and motivated about my great new house that I am moving into with my boyfriend Matt and my good friend Ceinwen. They have both been living with my at my rent free house so I know we get along fine as flatmates and this new place is sooo sweet cos it has 3 bedrooms and a lock up garage that we will be turning into the area that Matt practices guitar and where people that I wouldn't invite into my house...like the members of the 8 ball junkies and other townie dwellers can go and drink and throw up and we can just hose it down when they're gone! The place is in St Peters in Sutherland St. It's very close to Zen and only a few minutes walk to sydenham station. I'm moving on friday the 22nd so if you're free then by all means come down and help us lug shit into the house and you may be rewarded with beer.
OK thats it for me.... hope everyone is well and not as bored as me.
Courtney.
xx

2:06am: stolen from sockman

Stewie Griffin You scored 80% Evilness, 95% Horniness, 60% Intelligence, and 25% Fitness!

You're Stewie Griffin! You're an evil genius, and you have sexy parties. Your matricidal tendencies mean you don't have much time to go to the gym, and you may be in danger of developing an eating disorder. Once you're toilet-trained, the world will never be safe again! "Victory is mine!"

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 86% on Evilness You scored higher than 95% on Horniness You scored higher than 19% on Intelligence You scored higher than 8% on Fitness

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4:51pm: it's my birthday and i'll get high if i want to
orright. my birthday weekend is over and I am now officially 21 years old.
I got most of my presents early and so by the time my birthday actully arrived on tuesday I was over it.
Sunday was fun though with the party and the alcohol and the manboobs and other such hilarious incidents that went down that evening.
I am never speaking to Michael Padilla again unless we happen to be at the same place and I have to be polite. He hurts my feelings and makes me cry. I'm so pathetic.
I drank almost two bottles of jack and when trying to give my birthday speech I fell over.

Many interesting people came and also many bastards who were invited failed to turn up. you'll pay in jack daniels and headjobs.
I recovered and then went to a bbq on monday with Ceinwen. then on wednesday thursday and friday I did prac teaching at botany public school...man how kids are so fucking funny...they make fun of me a bit but I doubt they've ever had a teacher come in hungover after going to a gig the night before. and regardless of how hard I've been trying to hide it they all know I have a tongue ring....so fucking sneaky.
anyways cya maybe next weekend cos this one I will be spending in melbourne. next fridat DOOMFOXX will be doing what I think will be their last gig before going on their international tour at some pub in balmain... i'll write up the details when I know. everyone should go because they are the sexiest band in the world next to any band that Matt Hell is in.
toodles!

7:08pm:
Rest In Peace...


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6:33pm: Hi all you losers who read my journal. Thats right all three of you!
I haven't wroted in agers becos I bin teaching young cildren how to reed and rite. and werking att he easter show with carnies.

I'm not going to write much except for my adventures on the weekend because most of you will hear about them through the horrible horrible rumour mill.

Went to KLASSIC ROCK!, drank alcohol and danced and had a great time, people came and went and then young Micky arrived when I was outside talking to Master Hell. He ignored me cos he is a prat. then said awful things about me to our dear friend Ceinwen. Then I don't know how but we ended up in the toilets together at 77.

After that he became a prat again so I left and went to judgement bar and then about half an hour later they all turn up at judgement bar. He starts making fun of this boy I'm hanging out with saying that he looks like he's stepped out of a Warrant film clip and then after all the shit and torture I end up going home with the supreme dufus head.
The sad bit is that I really like him and he knows that perfectly well and continues to use it to his advantage.
I'm so pathetic.
Thats it. I saw Dirty Dancing the musical on saturday but had a pretty tame rest of weekend and am now very sick with lots of uni work to do.
Adios Amigos!

11:05pm:

Hola everyone!

my how life is grand. everything seems to be falling into place which menas only one thing.... the next big fuck up in my life is just around the corner! YAY!

I'm trying real hard to save my money and have been pretty good after first week of uni to only go out once a weekend.

I didn't attend classes on monday but did on friday which is a pretty good effort.

I went out to the townie on friday night and met up with some cool people. I got more trashed than I can ever remember being and Micky lured me into the kind of evil trap that ex's like to lure drunk girls into.

Saturday I went to coogee during the day which was pretty cool with my old school buddies for Caroline's 21st. I then went home and watched movies with Rich and had an early night like a good girl.

Tomorrow I am definately going to uni and am then staying home and doing housework and being a good girl. My goal is to have a clean room and an rsa by the end of this week. Then I can get a job serving drinks in my underwear at the oxford tavern. **fingers crossed**

Hope all is well in everybody elses world. This girl will be fine as long as she avoids creeps that try to influence her badly over the next few months.

10:47pm: ARGH!!!

well well well.

what a fucking week!

I feel much better than what I felt last monday....but I've put my hip and lower back out which kinda sucks.

Went to the bog/bulitt gig on friday night....it was pretty good and the I went to No Life Til Leather and bumped into cool peoples.

Micky entertained me by showing how a modern day gentleman acts immediately after he says goodbye to recent love interest by getting onto the barmaid at the marquee. but I met quite possibly an actual nice guy even though I wont be getting my hopes up or thinking too much of it in anyway quite yet. But he's a nice cool dude who I hope to be friends with if nothing else.

hehehe I'm in so much pain but can't stop giggling.

I think I've forgotten lots. if anyone remembers more of my weekend just let me know.

10:24pm: CALL TO ARMS!!!!!

This wednesday night!
BOG
Some other band I don't really care about
KILLERHERTZ

The eXcelsior hotel in surry hills which is very oh so close to central station you can see it.
the bands start at 8.30 and BOG features a very talented man named Sloth/Pete on the drums, a reasonably attractive young bosnian hooligan on guitar named Dean and a big fat dufus head with absolutely no talent who goes by the stage name of "Killa Padilla" which in spanish I believe means: "I suck David Hasselhoffs Dick".

Come all to check out this musical masterpiece and if you don't you will wake up on thursday morning with no penis. (In the case of  matt_hell I will have to think of something else to remove)

Smell ya later.

2:26pm:

I haven't posted in a while so I have many interesting adventures to tell people of.

I will start with last wednesday when crackwhore supported my pal Ceinwen's band killerhertz and it was rocking on and off the stage.

I hindered Dean's chances of getting a blow job so he was angry at me for a while, Micky and Dean spent pretty much all of my money and then Micky it turns out was trying to get a lift home off another girl....Not happy. Then we were in a car accident. YAY!!!!!!!!

Thursday night was fun firstly with Liset and Noelia running through the city listening to RATT and occasionally stopping into pubs to drink and putting all the 80's cock/glam/rock/metal they had in their jukebox on. Then I arrrived at 77 around 2am trying oh so hard to get someone to buy a drink for me for a change but I had little success.

Friday night was recovery.

Saturday during the day I broke off the non relationship I've been having with Micky so I can hopefully keep a small piece of my sanity (fingers crossed). During the night I went to the townie and had to not only fend off stoopid yuppies but also stoopid Micky who thought I'd lift the no sex rule because he's so attractive....who is he kidding.

OK I find him attractive but if he thinks he's got any power of persuasion over me he's got another thing coming.

Sunday night I went to see DOOMFOXX and SASS ROCKERA at rectum. They both rocked the house and I got these sweet photos off Vanessa of me and Ceinwen. I bought the Doomfoxx ep which i'm currently listening to and thinking what my chances are of shagging Stuart?

Anyways I'm going to lead to the boring life I hope to lead this week. If it's more hectic than last week I think I'll die.

3:23pm: I am a trashbag.

Hello all.

I have been away for many day on a holiday to nambucca heads which resulted in some sunburn, a new tatto and becoming the divine princess of a cult leader...it's best not to go into anymore details.

I got back on sunday and went straight to Vaudeville Trash reassal to be a groupie and hang off their ugly bass player.

Australia day was fun. I went to see SASS ROCKERA play at darling harder and watched these wannabe rockstars get onto 16 year old groupies...it was high class entertainment. Then I went to the townie and stayed there til closing getting progressively drunker.

Last night I started drinking around 4 at the townie with the_sikness and then we wrapped up matt_hell 's birthday present and headed to the lansdowne. Rob ditched me but I bumped into Eli so we continued on, ate some food, drank more booze and then arrived at 77 ready to do some damage.

Once Matt arrived he started terrorising people with his birthday present (hope you like it). It was a fun night full of broken hands and travel wangs out for the world to see.

Now I'm spending the rest of the weekend in to chill out and recover so that I can focus on trying to be less of a trashbag next time I go out.

cya'll

2:51pm: sex, drugs and really bad dance music.
So friday night was pretty tame....girly movies and painting fingernails and eating takeaway and all the girly shit. It made me miss seeing the glamours at the hopetoun but I'm sure I'll see them around..

Saturday night I did the most noble thing any freaky person can do for a friend and went to a skanky yuppie bar that played bad dance/r&b/hip hop bullshit crap music. The people were worse than the music with their odd glances and all these sleazy pervy men trying to talk to me. *shudders*
I got a call around 1 to go to judgement bar so I went there and wasn't going to get let in due to looking too hot...it's not my fault I dont dress like a frigid yuppie...I'm sorry. But Micky came downstairs and because he looked like a yuppie in his white t-shirt and white sneakers ("pimpin' shoes")and got me in.
And thankfully this outing didn't end with messy sex in public...for once.
It was an expensive night what with having to pay 20 bucks to enter a crap bar and then getting in and discovering a bottle of cheap beer is going to cost me $6.50....but Sacha is a good friend who has come to the bat and ball with me to watch crackwhore play and is really wanting to come out on australia day because she thinks that Eli from Tommy Gun is the hottest man alive.

Going on holiday for a week to Nambucca Heads starting from tomorrow and am going to have hell fun in a beach town even though the activities I will be undertaking at the beach will include sitting under an umbrella wearing 30+ sunscreen and reading a book.
See ya'll soon and don't miss me too much.

7:22pm: this post is dedicated to pete and his pinga. you rock sloth!!!!!

horrible horrible pain. I hate alchohol. it's bad and makes me smoke cigarettes and other strange drugs when I don't want to.

Friday night I went out with my pal Corrin for her birthday and we hung out at judgement bar and then went to spectrum. I annoyed skater boys that I used to work with and sat and had music talk with Eli. He's a very cool dude.

On saturday I woke up and wandered up the road at 4pm to find a open hairdressers. I was wearing no shoes and just jeans and t-shirt and didn't end up escaping the hairdressers until 9 because of stupid hairdresser thinking my hair would go white with only 40% peroxide...I told him my hair is difficult but he wouldn't listen!

So I missed matt_hell playing at the bat and ball due to hair distasters but arrived in time to watch Eli rock it out with his band Tommy Gun. Anyways Matt wasn't wearing chicks clothes so it wasn't worth going early anyways.

Then my "not" boyfriend Micky who begged me to find him a pill and made me buy him drinks all night decided to once again be a total tart and make out with girls that he doesn't know and then later on when all his friends are giving him shit for treating me badly he makes out like he's some rock god and these women are just falling at his feet and he simply can't resist an ego boost.

We made up in the toilets of the townie.

Then we went to Ceinwens place for a while and watched movies and shit and watched Micky jump around reciting NWA lyrics. I got home around 11am and crashed out until a little while ago when I woke up feeling like I was going to barf everywhere.

cya ya'll soon and anyone who is free should be at the kings X hotel on thursday night to see the first ever gig of a very good band KILLBOT.

6:03pm: sweet.

You are master cock-rocker! Buy some tights and
Aqua-Net...next time a member of Motley Crue's
in jail...they're calling you for a fill in!


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9:44pm: Holidays!

picked up train tickets for mine and Claire's trip away on the 17th....it's gonna be hell fun: away from stoopid boys and everything but freash air and other holiday like things.

Went to the townie last night to hang with shes_hitt and  siamesebuddha because they had chrissy present for me (yours will be coming young childrens) We sat and drank and had fun and Ceinwen joined us who is always great value to have around...especially cos we can gossip about stoopid boys together and understand the mentality of the others current moron bed partner.

My house is making funny noises....I also have nothing much else to say because nothing much has been happening other than what is mentioned.

Cya people who will be at bat and ball because if you aren't there you're a loser...

9:33pm: New Beers Eve
I laughed, I cried, I hurled.

well actually I didn't hurl.....but thats very little compensation.
It started fine and it ended fine and overall I think that most of it was pretty good. Lots of people who love came to see me, but I'm completely wrecked at the moment. Don't fuck with me cos I'm raw nerves and not much else.

I went to see Killerhertz and SC Trash at the lansdowne. My pal Ceinwen is the Killerhertz lead singer and some of out pals including Micky, Dean, Sloth and my old school buddies Noelia and Liset....love you guys.

Many went off to see midnight through at the townie but the chicks stayed together and met up with moronic boys later on.

Went to townie where Dean and Micky, even though apparently going out (sortof) with Ceinwen and myself respectively, were making the most of the excuse of being drug fucked and pashing any whore that moved in the place....and some nice girls to boot.
Me and Ceinwen were going to go off with other chicks by oursleves but ended up being all at the imperial first downstairs and the up in the pubic bar....they were very persistent to "explain" themselves.
And then when all the temptation is away Micky is giving me his full attention....I see how cute he is with his moronic smile and these stupid little puppy dog eyes and end up living happily ever after in the wonderful world of "no strings".

It's hilarious that he was so pissed the other day how I was pashing Archi and having "serious talks" and now he's telling everyone he thinks I'm getting too attached....that boys for you though.
Now I'm happy and comtemplative and without any stresses other than where I'm going to get my next shag if this dufus finds some chick hotter than me.

Oh and apparently everyone thinks I smell and am a dirty disgusting filthy skanky whore....I'm quite proud of this title and will be henceforth selling my body every weekend on William St....I'm sure I'll make lots of money because my unhygenic nature would make it obvoius that I'm not going to make anybody wear a condom....it also means I don't have to think about where I'm going to get my next shag.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA morons crack me up sometimes with their narrow minded fucked opinions.

Actually I am quite dirty at the moment and havn't taken my new motley crue tshirt off since yesterday afternoon....and that includes when I was having sex with Micky.....apparently it's more attractive than my tits.

11:51pm: It's the end of the world as we know it.... and I feel like shit.

Hello to all you mother fuckers. (In reference mainly to my mother)

The christmas season is over and now we can start celebrating the end of the year. Christmas eve was fun due to going to the marquee and seeing doomfoxx and tommy gun and hanging out with Eli and getting propositioned by Archi. I met heaps of cool people and bumped into some other pretty cool ones.

Christmas day sucked until about 8pm when I arrived at the ranch and made cocktails for all as their xmas present and got more cool pressies such as DAVID BOWIE SOUND AND VISION BOX SET and QUEEN DVD....and many more. I got everybody including myself extremely drunk.

Boxing day was supposed to be a day of recovery but ended up being day of drinking entire bottle of peach schnapps and getting bored and forcing Micky to trek the long and horrific journey all the way across middle earth to lewisham so that I could get some entertainment. Now I'm just bored with a sore back and not much sleep in my system and am trying very hard to organise stuff together for new years with friends and things and working day and night to rid the house of evil, currupting, drug dealing, crack smoking fleas that are more hazardous than letting all of Motley Crue and NWA inside your house.

Will be going on thursday to the harp to see matt_hell as a hell shitty gaylord. I am dressing up as the best glam rock groupie the world has ever seen and will be expecting shenanigans all the way. If he's as charming as Archi I'm sure he'll get a few slaps in the face and then probably get laid by someone stupid enough to fall for it. hehehe.

ahwell. even though there is a moderate amount of dramatics at the moment life seems happy (this may or may not be due to cute boy who thinks I'm cute enough to go allll the way to lewisham for). everything is pretty sweet and I'm going to start off 2005 by working out my study plan for the next 3 years, finding a job that won't make me sick and drop out of uni again and ofcourse having sex with Nikki Sixx and conceiving his lovechild...who will be born with black feathered hair.

Cya's all soon!!!!

10:19pm: And so this is Christmas.....

Hello!

It's almost Christmas. It's crazily close. I've been saving hard to buy presents for family members. My little sister has been hinting at those cool ipod covers made of silicone that are really cool and protect the precious ipod from scratches. They cost $55! It's ridiculous.

I am now being forced to spend at least a few hours of christmas day with my family and my older sisters inlaws because my sister is chucking a spaz I'm over not being their for her daughters first christmas. She 6 months old! she won't remember I wasn't there!

Nobody is going out tonight and even though I'm on anti-biotics I still feel like going out drinking somewhere. It's not fair!

I wanted Micky to come around but he has obligations to friends to go drinking in the city. He sucks!

On a happier note suss has lent me all his Motley Crue LP's and CD's and the book. Man I've been in my room crying over the shitty life Nikki Sixx had. I knew it was bad but never knew how royally fucked it was. Oh! and yesterday for my chrismas present to myself I bought the Pammy and Tommy video. It's funny but with not nearly enough sex.

My new goal in life: sex with Tommy Lee. or Nikki.  

1:38pm: My Weekend.

After throwing up all friday I felt much better and got to bed early and was sleeping off sickness when I got called at 2.30am to go to the townie. I declined and went back to sleep. I then got another call (6.30am) to go "somewhere" with Micky and Ceinwen and hang out. I later came to realise the intention was to come to my place until Ceinwen and Micky realised I in fact didn't live at the townie as many people are led to believe. Not even in newtown at all! three suburbs away from newtown was just to far for them to travel.

Last night I went to the RSL and saw Mz Anthropic, Hell City Posers, Bug Girl and Dead Inside the Chrysalis.

They were all fairly good. Bug Girl were very good...they did a way cool cover of Kickstart My Heart. It was awesome.

I came home fairly early not very drunk and having spent only 20 bucks (I got in for free cos I'm so cool....actually I said I was the +1 for some guy I didn't know) I really wanted to go out some more but alas when you want a guy to call you at 2.30 in the morning he never does. Ahwell.

This week is going to be pretty tame as I try to get better and try to spend as little as possible on as many christmas presents as I can. And then on Friday I'm going to see Tommy Gunn, get very drunk and arrive on my mothers front door step at some ungodly hour to open presents, be daughterly and then go home and sleep. thats the plan anyway.

Cya 'round peoples.

 

3:05pm: I'm Nikki fucking Sixx

You are Nikki. You won't let anyone mess with you
and have very strong opinions.


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2:39pm: Urghh.

Yesterday was a busy and eventful day which ended with my head in a garbage bin.
I did good things like pay bills and also pay for ebay purchases such as motley crue pins and motley crue dvds.
I then went home for a quick custume change and then met my darling friend from high school and also the bass player/vocalist in VIRTUAL MENACE which is hers and Noelia's band that I "manage". Met a cool chick by the name of Kylie who is a drummer and is willing to jam with Liset and Noels. Hung out with people at the townie until they decided to leave to go trash "Bar Century".

I then found more people and got many beers bought for me. It was all good and happy until about 5 mintues after I got home and I started puking in my bedroom....luckily in the garbage bin in my room...which I was smart enough to chuck out all the paper inside it.

Vomiting continued with the assistance of Claire doing the hair holding and back patting and other disgusting jobs that friends must do because they are you friend. I haven't consumed anything today other than my two echinacea tablets and now I am throwing up horrible BRIGHT ORANGE puke. lovely. Just took a maxalon so now I'm just praying that it stays down for at least half an hour and hopefully then it'll work and I wont puke no more.

12:14am: Staying home is cool!

Cienwen bailed on seeing HCG's but thats fine by me cos I was feeling sick and wanting to bail anyways. Taking my pal Liset out on the town tomorrow night possibly with our friend Noelia. Most probably we'll end up at the townie drinking beer because that's what my life is like these days....beer and rock music and bad air guitaring (mainly by me).

Thats pretty lame as it's supposed to be their belated birthday celebrations and presents from me. But I'm a pretty lame friend.

If any peoples are hanging around Newtown tomorrow just yell really loudly and I'll probably hear you.
CYA!

3:21am:

Hello. it's too late to be awake.

possibly going with Cienwen to spectrum to watch the Hell City Glamours strut around looking cool. i need money, food, sex and beer. did i mention money. eh. i was abnormally happy today even with bad tummy pain and the prospect of spending the day with my mum for the prize of free booze. now i'm not so chipper. it's crazy. i will sleep and hopefully the morning will make me happy. i think doing housework this morning really made a difference to my mood. housework = happiness.

i never thought i'd say that.

 

6:07pm:

Helloooo! watching the crazy weather outta my window and wondering if I should bring the clothes in off the line or drink the coronas in the fridge. I chose the beer. mmmm mexican beer. I have nothing to report other than me going to the townie on friday, meeting up with Micky and bumping into the piglet (snow_hippo) and adopting her for saturday and sunday.</span>

It's all crazy.

She's got an alligator bag
Top hat to match
Dressed in black on black
She's got a Philipino girlie
She claims is her friend
I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh
Now I used to call her Cindy
She changed her name to "Sin"
I guess that's the name of her game
I really used to love her
Then, the kitty she discovered
It's got to be a sexual thing

All, all around the world
Girls will be girls
It's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
I say no no no
No no no Introduced me to her lover
In a cellophane dress
Then they bid me a sweet fairwell
Last time I saw them
They were kissing so softly
To the sound of wedding bells

All, all around the world
Girls will be girls
It's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
Just like a punch in the teeth
Or a swan dive to the street

No, no, no
No, no, no
If it wasn't for bad luck
I'd have no luck at all

I have called this month CRUE month because for some reason this month I'm madly in love with this band....especially NIKKI SIXX!!!

5:48pm: 'cha

You are Curt Wild! You were Brian Slade's original
inspiration. After you kicked the drug habit,
you became his lover. Go you!


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7:58pm:

Another thing I thought I might mention is that during last night I lost my Bettie Page button that I just bought that day. It sucks.

oh well.... just thought I'd mention it. I doubt I'll ever see it again.

*sigh*